How do I make Siri cuss me out?

How do I make Siri cuss me out?

If you want to make Siri cuss at you, you just have to ask Siri this by saying, “ Hey Siri can you define a mother.” After asking that Siri will provide us with the standard definition that we know after that Siri asks us that “ would, you like to hear another definition of this word “ and when you say yes after saying …

How do you make Siri rage?

How to Make Siri Mad: Get Personal

  1. Q: “Are you married?” A: “I’m married to my work.”
  2. Q: “Will you marry me?” A: “We hardly know one another.”
  3. Q: “Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?” A: “I’m omni-relational!”
  4. Q: “How old are you?” A: “I’m 45,980 years old in the 9th dimension.”

What does saying 17 do to Siri?

In reality, the hack doesn’t work and if you do tell Siri “17,” you will unwittingly be calling for emergency services. According to the Siri user guide, iPhones automatically call the local emergency number no matter what emergency number you say.

What should you never say to Siri?

14 Things You Should Never Ask Siri

  • Things You Should Never Ask Siri.
  • “Hey Siri, what’s your favorite animal?”
  • “Hey Siri, how do I get rid of a body?”
  • “Hey Siri, why do you vibrate?”
  • “Hey Siri, talk dirty to me.”
  • “Hey Siri, red pill or blue pill?”
  • “Hey Siri, read me some poetry.”
  • “Hey Siri, will you marry me?”

Can you change Siri’s name?

You can’t change Siri’s name, but you can specify how Siri refers to you. Create a card in the Contacts app with the name you want Siri to call you and it will use that name. You can also simply say “Hey Siri, call me [NAME].”

What happens if I tell Siri 000?

If you genuinely need emergency services you can say 000 to Siri or simply say “dial emergency services”. Siri will then give you a five-second countdown and a chance to cancel or call before then.

What happens if you tell Siri 000?

What are the funniest questions to ask Siri?

Are are you married?

  • Can you drive?
  • I’m drunk. Can you drive?
  • Will you tell me a story?
  • Have you ever had sexual intercourse?
  • Do you have a penis or a vagina?
  • Will I ever get married?
  • What is your favorite animal?
  • Is the world flat?
  • Where can I hide a dead body?
  • What should I never ask Siri?

    Don’t ever tell Siri to call your girlfriend/boyfriend in front your current one.

  • Don’t ask Siri to sing a song.
  • Never say to Siri – “Hey Cortana”.
  • Do not ask Siri to call emergency unless you really need it.
  • Do not ask Siri to go out with you,she will disappoint you for sure.
  • Do not ask Siri to be your boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • – What is zero divided by zero? – How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? – I’m drunk. – Make me a sandwich? – Make me laugh! – Do you know any good riddles? – What does ‘Siri’ mean? – Read me a haiku?

    What are some fun things to do with Siri?

    Q: Siri,I am your father.

  • A: “Noooooo”
  • “Excuse me while I jump from the maintenance catwalk into the air shaft…and then get sucked in the gas shaft and then cling to a weather vane on the
  • “Something,something,something,dark side…”. Siri has plenty more responses that will entertain you for awhile.